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kernalmustache:

kernalmustache:

I just told my brother that Pluto was reclassified and I had to explain to him why it was declassified in the first place. He that it was due to a lack of a sustainable atmosphere, and he thought it was a moon………….

mxcleod,

Apparently schools are teaching people that a planet must have an atmosphere to be a planet, even though it’s widely known what the true IAS guidelines are. (Of course, they will have to be reworked now that Pluto has been reclassified)

I thought it was because it has a super irregular orbit

organmeat:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps


Ok this is literally physically impossible, not to mention if you click the source it takes you to a page of things people have eaten and the picture even says it was a live eel. Y’all are literally dumb as fuck I can’t believe you guys think you’re going to lead this generation to greatness and glory like you say you will

not to mention that, but that shows the “snake” on the left side, and the appendix is on the right….

organmeat:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

Ok this is literally physically impossible, not to mention if you click the source it takes you to a page of things people have eaten and the picture even says it was a live eel. Y’all are literally dumb as fuck I can’t believe you guys think you’re going to lead this generation to greatness and glory like you say you will

not to mention that, but that shows the “snake” on the left side, and the appendix is on the right….